irreplaceable ch. 1

author's notes:

okay, so to avoid confusion or whatever, dream land's princess in the pilot is fumu (which the blu-ray's booklet did say that the dream land princess was the basis for fumu, so there's that) + jay is jaylee without glasses + just with a white daisy on her non existent hair. jay is still the same species as kirby.

the pilot began with kirby sleeping on top of his warp star until that very warp star caught on fire and landed in a place in the forest. there lay a girl and her 'friend' named jay as kirby slightly popped out of the hole.

the princess walked up to the hole with jay looking at her with a face that said 'don't look at that hole, we don't know what's inside that.' jay sighed as the princess got scared by the pink puffball floating and falled on her back. the princess threw a rock at kirby as kirby was looking at his surroundings. kirby got closer and closer to the princess as jay looked at the princess' face expression and hugged her 'friend' as a way of comforting her. when the princess got angry at kirby for invading her space, kirby laughed at her while smiling. the princess and jay then smiled back, officially making the three of them friends.

the three friends were floating in the blue sky with white clouds. the princess and jay held their 'hands' before the princess held kirby's hand thingie. as the three float their way to castle dedede, the king, dedede, got jealous of his daughter having both a girlfriend and now a friend. now wanting to shoot the princess' girlfriend and friend, king dedede pulled out a machine gun out of nowhere. missing a few shots before the back of the machine gun exploded on his face.

the princess, jay, and kirby then got on top of something that looked like a hill. king dedede was holding a sharpened log falling in the sky, ready to kill the girlfriends and their new friend. jay walked to the end of the hill first with the princess and kirby following her. king dedede then hit the 'hill' a little too early as the 'hill' changed faces. the hill was a dinosaur and it was mad at king dedede for hit its head with a log. dedede panicked as the scene changed.

the princess, kirby, and jay was just chilling at the beach with a cup of orange juice, one straw was a mixture of pink and green, one straw was red and pink, and one straw was purple and red. a hole was made by king dedede as he tried to clobber the two puffballs with his hammer, that was until he got washed away by a wave that somehow didn't get the cup of orange juice, kirby, or the girlfriends.

king dedede made TNT to finally get the two puffballs once and for all. jay and kirby ate a few snacks, with jay eating a cookie and kirby eating a hot dog. king dedede made the TNT blow up but not the way he wanted it to. kirby and jay realized that king dedede was covered in ashes and gave him a few snacks that they were eating earlier and walked away. the king then broke down into crying. the princess then laughed, not at her father but at the fact that he stopped wanting to kill her friend and girlfriend. jay sighed and hugged the princess' arm.

then the three of them jumped as a dark storm started brewing, jay started to grab the princess' arm as purple and black smoke started to form. the first few monsters, dark matter, and meta knight started to show up from the smoke. kirby then sucked the demon beasts up. first was captain stitch, which kirby somehow sucked up and then spat out, throwing captain stitch at meta knight, meta knight's mask then went upside down as he got hit by captain stitch. ice dragon then got sucked up and got turned into shards of ice with ice kirby spitting out the shards of ice at dark matter, who didn't even seem bothered with anything anymore as he froze to ice. kirby then sucked up master green and turned into spark kirby. electrocuting blocky, efreeti, mr. p. umpkin, sweet stuff, and haboki.

jay, king dedede, and the princess then joined kirby in the battle before getting caught in the hands of nightmare. turns out, it was all a dream made up in kirby's head. kirby then looked at his surroundings in a panic as he sighed. thankfully he was still on his warp star. kirby then looked at the cosmos on his warp star as the pilot ended.